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Your Sex Life is NOT a Porno

Unless of course, you are actually a porn star…

In the age where young adults can access porn easier than they can information on that essay they should be writing, there is the fear that sex is being damaged by this Porn Pandemic as people would rather imitate the latest ‘Back Door Bettie’.

The problem is, is that men may think a sex session should comprise of more positions than the average yoga lesson and that legs do stretch at 180 degree angles. Women (fortunately) rarely have a washboard stomach with giant talon nails and a lust for cock that would rival a KFC lovers. Women are also guilty of this gender stereotyping- your bloke is NEVER going to be Mr Christian Grey, not even if he changes his name, joins a gym and wins the lottery. The Christian Grey’s of the world are reserved for naive, vanilla 19 Year old’s with modest beauty, brains and doting parents and a killer figure, the average looking woman that eats when she’s upset and does sleep with that good looking Spanish guy doesn’t stand a chance.

What happened to the good old ‘fumble on the doorstep’  and the ‘over-too-quickly hand job with that girl behind the beach huts on your yearly trip to Cornwall’? Young adults are experimenting with things that the majority of their parents didn’t know existed.

Porn films provide an unrealistic expectation of sex- clean, hairless, noisy and with women that can squirt for hours on end while their male counterpart jizzes enough to ice a very large cake. In reality, it is noisy, in all the wrong ways. The headboard does bang annoyingly against the wall and the legs squeak too much (By the way, Lubricant will temporarily fix that!).

We have a few products that can improve your sex and make it more satisfactory than those porn films hidden in his Dads Army DVD cases:

Sexual positioning is important during sex, and not always being able to reach those special spots is frustrating and can lead to painful accidents. We have two particularly great products to help you bend like a Japanese gymnast- our Fetish Fantasy Incredible Sex Stool will allow for cunnilingus, comfortable cowgirl and cowgirl in reverse, great for leaning over in doggy and just making different positions a little easier and a little more entertaining. You can buy our Sex Stool for £85 (which is bloomin’ cheap!) although if you join up as a member, you get £10 off your first order!

Fetish Fantasy Sex Stool

Fetish Fantasy Sex Stool

 

Our next product is the Fantastic Fetish Fantasy Door Jam Sex Swing– the perfect product for some risky positioning! The swing can hold up to 300lbs or two average people (although only one person needs to be on the swing at a time).  It loops over the top of the door and when the door is closed, it holds the swing perfectly in place. This swing is great for that romantic ‘held up against the wall sex that you wish you could enjoy but are too heavy for your man to even attempt to lift you’ and various other exciting positions you never thought you could achieve!

Fetish Fantasy Door Jam Swing

Fetish Fantasy Door Jam Swing

 

The moral of the story is, you are not a porn star and nor is your lover. You will never have the highly unrealistic sex that you see on the computer screen but why would you want it? Normal sex is so much more satisfying and it gives you something to explore later on in life, because you haven’t exhausted all of your sex knowledge on your second date!

 

Outdoor Sexy Time This Summer

With the weather heating up, do you dare to take your sex life out of the bedroom and into the wild?

 Every couple have fantasies that they would love to carry out, but the majority keep them to themselves because they are embarrassed or don’t think it is something their partner would take part in. Well why not start voicing these fantasies? We all know that when you are in a relationship, after time your sex life can become dull, repetitive and desperately predictable…Now is the time to shake things up, turn up the heat, get that fiery passion injected back into your love lives and get outdoors!

 A huge fantasy is having sex in the great outdoors, take your partner out somewhere you will be comfortable with, enjoy that gorgeous, liberating feeling that outdoor fun comes with!

 Some simple tips and a bit of guidance will guarantee you and your partner to have a perfectly satisfying outdoor rendezvous.

 Spontaneity is always a great factor when it comes to sexual activities, no one wants it at a certain time, day in day out, so grabbing your partner spur of the moment is definitely the way forward! Make sure you choose your location wisely though, stay away from areas with children and prying eyes, (unless of course you are out dogging, where children do not frequent and prying eyes are welcome!)

 Dressing to impress whilst at the same time being comfortable is definitely a must, you want to feel good, look good but also have easy access and easy hideaway! A mini skirt will suffice just nicely, a sexy Mini Skirt and Crop Top will not only make you look completely insatiable and drive your partner wild but you will feel like a million dollars.

 Though spontaneity really is a great thing, being prepared for the great outdoors is not bad thing! Lubes, condoms these are just a couple of essentials that you may wish to bring with you when heading off into the wild, lube will help with anal if that is what you are off out to try or for just general oiling up and condoms will not only give protection but also stop from any messy occurrences! Adult Toys UK Essentials section has all you need and more for those little extra bits and pieces.

Outdoors wear

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What’s not to love about taking an adventure of the sexual kind from in the house to out of the house?!

 

 

 

Sex Tips Whilst Pregnant

Sex during pregnancy, you either like it or you don’t. Hormone changes in the body can mean that some pregnant women are put off whilst others can’t get enough! A lot of women can be scared of having sex too, there really is no need, there are plenty of ways to enjoy sex whilst pregnant. Women are more sensitive to better orgasms during their pregnancy, nipple arousal as well as vaginal arousal can be much more heightened to stimulation.

 Finding a position that you are both comfortable with is definitely a top tip, there are plenty to choose from so why not try them all and see which suits you best?!

For instance, the Arm Chair position could be a good one to try, let the male sit legs spread on the bed whilst the female is on top using the male’s legs to hold onto as she rides him and herself into a climax that she has control over, whilst he is still able to reach her mouth to kiss her as well as being able to fondle those beautiful breasts.

 Maybe Spooning is more your cup of tea, the lady lies on her side with her back to her partner as he gently guides his penis in and takes control, penetrating her until she comes. A comfortable and pleasant position for both to enjoy.

 These are just a couple of great sex positions for pregnant couples, there are plenty more you could look at and try. Don’t be afraid to explore with each other, and develop new likes and loves with sex! Take a look at BabyMed for more help and advice on sex positions to regain that healthy sex life you had before or to add more to an already great sex life.

 

pregnant sex positions

GOLD LOVE BALLS

You’re pregnant but is your sex life suffering?

It shouldn’t….A woman has hormones raging around her body whilst pregnant, this could mean you are either put off sex completely for a while or that you simply cannot get enough, but, may be worried about how sex will affect you and your unborn child. Well, fear not ladies because sex has no effect on the baby, a penis can only penetrate the vagina!

So, why stop yourself from even better orgasms, or for the women out there that have never experienced one, now is the perfect time to be embarking on the orgasm seeking ride!

Orgasms during pregnancy can be heightened and euphoric due to the increased fluid on, in and around your vagina and clitoris, making these areas a lot more sensitive to stimulation!

So ladies get yourself in bed with your man and have a breathtakingly, healthy and wild sex life during your pregnancy!

This gorgeous chain of golden balls, are small and comfortable enough to fit inside your vagina neatly and safely. Just simply slip them in, one at a time and feel the vibrating motion of them rocking around inside, allow yourself to be taken out of this world and into a complete state of euphoria as these delicious golden balls stimulate your vagina walls!
GOLD LOVE BALLS

 

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Girls Xmas Gifts

Give your best mate something to really smile about this Christmas…

 

Have you been wracking your brains about what to get for your closest friends this Christmas? Is it causing a bit of a headache just thinking about what they may like? What is an original enough gift that will really be spoiling them without breaking the bank? What will say ‘I saw this and thought of you!’? Look no further, put down those headache tablets and step away from the 3 for 2’s in the bubble bath section, ‘Adult Toys UK’ has just the thing…

Sex. Well, not actual sex of course (unless you have a friendship with benefits), but sex toys. There is surely no friendship on earth where sex doesn’t ever get discussed, whether it’s your new man and the bedroom gymnastics you are performing or the hot new movie where that actress you fancy get’s her kit off, we all talk about sex! Sex is a hot topic! So why not buy something that your friend will really enjoy, something that will put a smile on their face and keep them coming Christmas time and beyond.

There is a fantastic range of products available for both men and women, gay or straight and everything in between that will satisfy their urges and give them just the orgasm they may be craving this festive season. If they’re single then a well chosen sex toy will give them just the right relief and allow them to experiment and keep their libido healthy between lovers.

‘Adult Toys UK’ have put together a few ideas to please the man or woman on your friends list, let us take away the pain of trying to think of that perfect gift by suggesting the perfect gift for you!

The female friends will love the Wonderland Collection by Doc Johnson. These beautiful vibrators will fit neatly into her handbag and look absolutely gorgeous. They have a small ring that lights up at the base of the toy for use in the dark and are made of the smoothest silicone imaginable. They come in a variety of designs and colours and each vibe has 10 different settings ranging form full on vibrations to pulsing pleasure. She will love you and her new toy forever if this appears under her tree.

 

For the Gay woman in a relationship a Jelly Dong Strap On may be just what she and her partner are lusitng after. It offers a realistic jelly dildo on a comfortable and strong harness so that penetration is easy for the ‘giver’ and pleasure is guaranteed for the receiver! Ding dong merrily on high indeed!

And if the Gay woman is single and has no current partner to bang senseless with a Strap-On then she may enjoy a Mini Tongue Clit Vibe, a mouth shaped, remote controlled clit vibe that will buzz her senseless right on her sweet spot.

For him why not wrap him up the best selling Turbo Stroker. This male masturbator strokes the penis as you move it up and down simulating an intense sucking sensation while simultaneously vibrating your cock into seventh heaven. Use with a water based lube for comfort and authentic ‘wet ness’ for a real treat. We recommend ID Glide.

For the Gay man try the Fleshjack Vibro, a compact, discreet anal toy that comes in it’s own metal tin. It’s a best selling product for a reason – it feels amazingly real! Wrap it up with a water based lube such as Liquid Silk as this product needs plenty of lube for full benefits and no discomfort.

Christmas may only come once a year but your friends will now be coming a lot more often…