Unless of course, you are actually a porn star…
In the age where young adults can access porn easier than they can information on that essay they should be writing, there is the fear that sex is being damaged by this Porn Pandemic as people would rather imitate the latest ‘Back Door Bettie’.
The problem is, is that men may think a sex session should comprise of more positions than the average yoga lesson and that legs do stretch at 180 degree angles. Women (fortunately) rarely have a washboard stomach with giant talon nails and a lust for cock that would rival a KFC lovers. Women are also guilty of this gender stereotyping- your bloke is NEVER going to be Mr Christian Grey, not even if he changes his name, joins a gym and wins the lottery. The Christian Grey’s of the world are reserved for naive, vanilla 19 Year old’s with modest beauty, brains and doting parents and a killer figure, the average looking woman that eats when she’s upset and does sleep with that good looking Spanish guy doesn’t stand a chance.
What happened to the good old ‘fumble on the doorstep’ and the ‘over-too-quickly hand job with that girl behind the beach huts on your yearly trip to Cornwall’? Young adults are experimenting with things that the majority of their parents didn’t know existed.
Porn films provide an unrealistic expectation of sex- clean, hairless, noisy and with women that can squirt for hours on end while their male counterpart jizzes enough to ice a very large cake. In reality, it is noisy, in all the wrong ways. The headboard does bang annoyingly against the wall and the legs squeak too much (By the way, Lubricant […]